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Howard Brown January 12th, 2017 05:27 AM

2017 Weekly Contest # 3 January 15- January 21
 
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Lynn Cates January 12th, 2017 05:36 AM

HB
 
"'Right,' intoned Nina from the audience. 'But whatever part of him you wish to measure, you shall find similarly lacking.'"

Lynn Cates January 12th, 2017 05:45 AM

J T R
 
HISTORIC MISTAKE NUMBER 316

The Kosminski Psychiatric Examination

Doctor #1: "Oh, do calm down Aaron. The examination is not complete."

Doctor #2: "Yes, lad, you must learn to get a grip on yourself."

Robert Linford January 12th, 2017 09:01 AM

DOC : ...and so by the strict application of phrenological principles, we can ascertain the subject's entire character. For instance, this man is aggressive, argumentative and downright irritating.


2nd DOC : How do you know?


DOC : You see this bump? That's where I hit him.

Robert Linford January 12th, 2017 09:34 AM

DOC : Gentlemen, this man is choking quite badly, so I will now demonstrate how to remove an obstruction from the airways.....got it...and out it comes : a small piece of undercooked sprout.


MR BROWN OF SIDMOUTH : Thank you, doctor. I'll have a word with my wife.

Robert Linford January 12th, 2017 10:07 AM

DOC : Dr Holmgren, I don't think you can use phrenology to accuse Mr Lechmere of murder.


DR HOLMGREN : How dare you! I am not using phrenology - it's a pseudo-science.


DOC : Then why do you think Mr Lechmere is the killer?


DR HOLMGREN : Isn't it obvious? Look at his defiant expression. Note those beady eyes. What an ugly creep. Ah yes.

String January 12th, 2017 11:17 AM

Doc "There doesn't seem to be anything up there Mr Brown"
How "Oh that's a relief"
Doc "No I mean there's nothing up there at all"

Colin Macdonald January 12th, 2017 01:28 PM

JtR:

VALENTINE: "I know you're technically deceased, Monty, but we're a bit pressed - so if you could take 1b for Latin this afternoon it would be a great help."

Colin Macdonald January 12th, 2017 02:02 PM

HB:

"What are you doing now?"

"Locating the brain cells in Mr Brown's head."

"With a pair of dividers?"

"Why yes! With a bit of luck I'll be able to spear both - one on each prong."

Colin Macdonald January 12th, 2017 06:24 PM

Non JtR:

"Yes my nose is a funny shape, but you referring to it as the square on the hypotenuse doesn't help my self-esteem!"


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