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Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 12:06 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 62
Posted By Colin Macdonald
JtR: The girls had thought they'd be safe...

JtR:

The girls had thought they'd be safe getting changed at Kosminski's place but soon found out the hard way that it doesn't really make you go blind.
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:52 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 62
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: FIRST GUEST: "Such a pity that Howard's...

HB:

FIRST GUEST: "Such a pity that Howard's house party ended this way."

SECOND GUEST: "I know he's not looked after it properly, but he couldn't know the place was on the verge of collapse!"...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:39 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 62
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: "FFS, Nina! You could have warned us it...

HB:

"FFS, Nina! You could have warned us it was curry night!"
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:36 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 62
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Non JtR: The structural collapse of his...

Non JtR:

The structural collapse of his caravan reveals the fact that, unknown to each other, Macdonald has had a separate wife living in each of the three bedrooms.
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 123
Posted By Colin Macdonald
The votes from an ever cloudy Bottesford: ...

The votes from an ever cloudy Bottesford:

JtR:
Not Applicable - none submitted.

Non JtR:

HB:
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 109
Posted By Colin Macdonald
The votes from a still cloudy Bottesford: ...

The votes from a still cloudy Bottesford:

JtR:

Non JtR:

HB:
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:24 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By Colin Macdonald
The votes from cloudy Bottesford: JtR: ...

The votes from cloudy Bottesford:

JtR:



HB:
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:18 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 123
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Voting Time! (also for Weeks 1 & 2)

Voting Time!

(also for Weeks 1 & 2)
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:17 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 109
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Voting Time! (also for Weeks 1 and 3)

Voting Time!

(also for Weeks 1 and 3)
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:16 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Voting Time! NB: Voting Time also for weeks...

Voting Time!

NB: Voting Time also for weeks 2 & 3 - as I've only just stuck my head above the parapet.
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest Yesterday, 11:12 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 205
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Guess that'll be me then! I was hanging...

Guess that'll be me then!

I was hanging back to await arrival of the trophy and the enormous cash prize for my 2017 success but I'm guessing they're held up in the mail. ;)
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 11:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 109
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Non JtR: Robin Day conducts a thorough probe...

Non JtR:

Robin Day conducts a thorough probe of the Madame Tussaud's waxwork of Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan who has just been elected, in absentia, the new leader of UKIP. True, as a...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 11:15 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 109
Posted By Colin Macdonald
JtR: FISH: "And now, using these dividers,...

JtR:

FISH: "And now, using these dividers, we can prove that this man, Charles Allen Lechmere, was the one and only Whitechapel Murderer!"

ED: "How does that work then?"

FISH: "Honestly,...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 11:10 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 109
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: After he had inhaled a prodigious...

HB:

After he had inhaled a prodigious quantity of scrapple the scientists, were able to determine the square of the two adjacent sides by first calculating the square of the How potty nose.
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 10:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By Colin Macdonald
JtR: She was so excited to be the bride in...

JtR:

She was so excited to be the bride in the first ever blind date wedding. All she knew about her intended was that he was probably a clergyman. He had gone into greater detail about himself...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 10:49 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: After the wedding Nina was so thrilled...

HB:

After the wedding Nina was so thrilled that she walked into the house backwards. After all, if Howard's place was so posh that even the garden path was carpeted, the fixtures and fittings in...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 10:44 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 199
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Non JtR: True, all the windows had been...

Non JtR:

True, all the windows had been blown out but, on the plus side, her father was now transparent, so he could be put to good use once the ceremony was out of the way.
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest January 11th, 2018, 10:41 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,502
Posted By Colin Macdonald
I'd like to thank my manager, my agent, my family...

I'd like to thank my manager, my agent, my family and......:humble::yo:
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 25th, 2017, 06:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 208
Posted By Colin Macdonald
JtR: JACK: "I've started the letter with...

JtR:

JACK: "I've started the letter with 'Dear Boss'. Thought it might throw suspicion onto the press. What do you reckon?"
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 25th, 2017, 06:31 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 208
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Non JtR: FIRST BOY: "Who is he then?" ...

Non JtR:

FIRST BOY: "Who is he then?"

SECOND BOY: "New boy. Name's Nigel Farage apparently."

FIRST BOY: "Don't really think he'll cut the mustard here in the Young Conservatives."

SECOND...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 25th, 2017, 06:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 208
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: YOUNG HOWARD: "And another thing! When I...

HB:

YOUNG HOWARD: "And another thing! When I find out who just stuck that invisible toffee apple in my mouth there will be serious consequences!"
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 25th, 2017, 07:35 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 463
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Merry Christmas, everyone. Here are the votes...

Merry Christmas, everyone. Here are the votes from Bottesford:

JtR:

Non JtR:

HB:
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 23rd, 2017, 10:18 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 293
Posted By Colin Macdonald
HB: NINA: "That reminds me. Howard, dearest,...

HB:

NINA: "That reminds me. Howard, dearest, would one be able to tell, from the taste, if a dish of scrapple had been laced with rat poison?"

HOWARD (OFF): "I wouldn't have thought so, toots,...
Forum: Weekly Caption Contest December 18th, 2017, 06:57 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 447
Posted By Colin Macdonald
The votes from darkest Bottesford: JtR: ...

The votes from darkest Bottesford:

JtR:

Non JtR:

HB:
Forum: Undercovered & Overlooked December 16th, 2017, 10:42 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,190
Posted By Colin Macdonald
Good point. This is one of the main reasons for...

Good point. This is one of the main reasons for Roman interest in the British Isles - and perhaps one of the driving forces behind the eventual invasion. Why but something when you can have it for...
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