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Old January 5th, 2017, 09:29 PM   #1
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Old January 6th, 2017, 01:40 AM   #2
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(Old Lady--muttering): "Right. Now that Mr. Brown is introducing himself to Nina I can apply a bit more of this coal oil. With a little luck, the next "breeze" from the scrapple will set it alight."
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Old January 6th, 2017, 05:20 AM   #3
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Little did the woman know that How kept eleven different empty wallets in various pockets about his person. The real wallet was kept in a place which only saw the light of day once a year, i.e. in his socks.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 06:21 AM   #4
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Life wasn't all hard in the LVP. For instance, to protect her hands when washing up the lady on the right tied rubber gloves to her apron.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 01:58 PM   #5
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JTR-Related: Maybrick was about to topper himself, but settled on a one-doff instance instead.

Non-Related: I shall join you presently, Cecily, just as soon as Old Mother Grundy has finished giving me my daily enema.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 02:33 PM   #6
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GEORGE SIMS : It's all thanks to Tatcho. See what a jolly barnet I have now.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 04:57 PM   #7
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Non JtR:

Macdonald never forgot his manners, even during the trauma of a prostate biopsy.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 05:01 PM   #8
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It didn't matter where a Spurs supporter hid his sprouts, if he ventured into Castle Alley Clay Pipe Alice would find them.
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Old January 6th, 2017, 05:06 PM   #9
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NINA: "Focus!"

HOWARD: "How can I refuse when you ask so nicely?"
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Old January 7th, 2017, 10:37 AM   #10
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Fortunately, scrapple-eating Mr Brown had his own alarm system which ensured that anyone tampering with his back pocket would be blown sky-high.
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