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Old January 20th, 2018, 02:16 PM   #1
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Old January 20th, 2018, 02:39 PM   #2
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Rescue of the 'three old ladies' condemned as 'over-enthusiastic'.
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Old January 22nd, 2018, 11:36 AM   #3
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Non JtR:

The structural collapse of his caravan reveals the fact that, unknown to each other, Macdonald has had a separate wife living in each of the three bedrooms.
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Old January 22nd, 2018, 11:39 AM   #4
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HB:

"FFS, Nina! You could have warned us it was curry night!"
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Old January 22nd, 2018, 11:52 AM   #5
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HB:

FIRST GUEST: "Such a pity that Howard's house party ended this way."

SECOND GUEST: "I know he's not looked after it properly, but he couldn't know the place was on the verge of collapse!"

NINA: "What? You think this is the first erection he's failed to maintain?"

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Old January 22nd, 2018, 12:06 PM   #6
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JtR:

The girls had thought they'd be safe getting changed at Kosminski's place but soon found out the hard way that it doesn't really make you go blind.
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Old January 24th, 2018, 06:25 AM   #7
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Explosion in Sidmouth sprout works causes a tenner's worth of damage.
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Old January 24th, 2018, 06:34 AM   #8
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When Great Grandpappy Brown unwisely mentioned to his genie that he wanted to go on the piss in a house of ill fame, he found himself in a house on the piss feeling ill.
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Old January 24th, 2018, 06:39 AM   #9
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MONTY DRUITT : That's just great. With a main artery severed and the railway line blocked, how am I going to get to Hammersmith to jump in the river now?
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Old January 29th, 2018, 08:16 AM   #10
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