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Old March 21st, 2017, 06:27 AM   #1
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Default China uses facial recognition software to crack down on toilet paper theft


I wondered why How was going into the bog with a wig and glasses.
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Old March 21st, 2017, 06:27 PM   #2
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I suppose it depends on which face you present to the dispenser.
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Old March 21st, 2017, 07:07 PM   #3
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This story reminds of when our company began hiring Laotians back in the 1980's.
Believe it or not, some were unfamiliar with Western toilets...especially those from the countryside surrounding Vientiane....they would actually stand up on the toilet seat and bend down to their ankles...but their backsides wouldn't touch the seat. You get the drift.
Beats the simple hole in the ground they used to use, though.....
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Old March 21st, 2017, 10:03 PM   #4
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It reminds me of the old riposte to the question, 'Have you got a match?'

'Yes, your face, my arse.'
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