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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:23 AM   #21
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Woman "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
Howard "I'm a time traveler, I'm here to capture Jack the Ripper on camera and end over a hundred years of mystery."
Woman "Jack the Ripper? This is 1898"
Howard "Damn it, not again. Nina we ballsed up the time again!"
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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:44 AM   #22
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Howard "Ahh shit not again, Nina!"
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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:52 AM   #23
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DOOR OPENS. ENTER FISH AND ED.


WOMAN : Who the hell are you?


FISH : We're from the future and we're here to see a Ripper murder.


WOMAN : So are we.


ED : Oh no! United Timelines have overbooked.


WOMAN : You'll have to leave.


FISH : Says who?


ENTER GUARDS.


FISH : Put me down!


ED : Hey, you're squashing my saveloy.


FISH : I shall write to the Times about this.....
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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:53 AM   #24
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Howard "Nina if this happens again you're going back to the fruit diet and the Morlocks "
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Old April 21st, 2017, 07:23 AM   #25
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WOMAN : Put your hands up!


HOW : Eh? Isn't that the very reason you're angry with me?
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Old April 21st, 2017, 10:29 AM   #26
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NINA : I'm going to pump all six bullets into you, How!


MR CATES (OFF) : Anon, anon! Calm down and don't be hasty. Y'only need the one. Six is a sheer waste, ay, a wicked waste.
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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:45 PM   #27
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HB:

NINA: "Stand up straight, man! You may be a sitting duck but that doesn't mean you have to walk like one."
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Old April 21st, 2017, 04:49 PM   #28
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Non JtR:

That embarrassing moment when a flasher prepares to get his tackle out, only to realise that he's put his bum on the wrong way round.
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Old April 21st, 2017, 05:02 PM   #29
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HB:

DIRECTOR: "Okay, places everyone and - ACTION!"

HOWARD: "That's a mightily impressive weapon you're waving in my face! - Hey, isn't that supposed to be her line?"

DIRECTOR: "CUT! Howard, baby, please. You're trying to make your part look bigger than it is. Put a sock in it, darling!"

NINA: "Well it's worth a try I suppose."
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Old April 21st, 2017, 05:11 PM   #30
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Non JtR:

MRS BROWN OF SIDMOUTH: "What do you mean - bought me a caravan for my birthday?"

MR BROWN OF SIDMOUTH: "It is quite a big one, darling!"

MRS BROWN OF SIDMOUTH: "Still doesn't make up for buying me a caravan."
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