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Old February 18th, 2010, 04:36 PM   #1
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Inspired by the intrepid Nats....this thread ( which will be put in a space capsule headin' back in time someday so people from 1888 can see how more vastly superior our interlects are...) is devoted to the limerick making element on the Forums...the witty and urbane like, uh...well...uh...how about people with a lotta time on their hands ?

Will I dominate this all important area of Ripperology as I have with Caption contests ? Only time will tell.... or, as it says on the Maybrick crest...

Sic semper Revlon.
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Old February 18th, 2010, 04:53 PM   #2
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There was a young man called How
But he isn't a young man now
No doubt he will curse
The rest of this verse
So I'll stop to avoid a row
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Old February 18th, 2010, 05:27 PM   #3
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I don't know jack shit about that jack
but I know they let that Tom come back
and then I fear the worst
but quench it with thirst
whisky, cocaine and good crack.
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Old February 18th, 2010, 06:01 PM   #4
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No one is sure of Jack's identity
So why would one more voice mean less serenity?
I'd appreciate it if you would
To think of the common good
Or I'll keep writing these limericks for all eternity.
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Old February 18th, 2010, 07:11 PM   #5
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There once was a man called TC
Killed women with mischievous glee
Then took to jobbing
To leave them sobbing
And scampered off home for his tea

There once was a man called Druitt
And many think he did do it
When he came to the water
He didn't once falter
But promptly jumped into it

(Terrible last line - Ed)
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Old February 18th, 2010, 07:13 PM   #6
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Is I dumb or is I ain't for not hiding this thread from Dr. Suess Linford ?
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Old February 18th, 2010, 07:24 PM   #7
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There once was a lady called Kate
Who seemed a pretty good mate
One night she got a little too drunk
So into the lock up she slunk
Bet she wished she'd stayed there till late!

Cheers,
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Old February 19th, 2010, 05:56 AM   #8
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There was a prostitute from Hull City Centre,
Who wouldn't let pimps represent her,
She opted instead,
For a sign by the bed,
Saying punters please pay as you enter!
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Old February 19th, 2010, 07:02 AM   #9
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Was she a posh prostitute?
"You cannot come in without a tie."
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Old February 19th, 2010, 05:51 PM   #10
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There was a young lady from Tottenham
With no manners or else she'd forgotten 'em
Having tea at the vicar's she took down her knickers
Because she said she felt hot in 'em.

Errrr, I think that's the cleanest limerick I know
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