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Old February 19th, 2010, 07:25 PM   #11
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There was a young man called Gandhi
Who went into a bar for a shandy
With his great loincloth
He wiped off the froth
And the barman said "Blimey, that's handy!"
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Old February 22nd, 2010, 04:45 PM   #12
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There once was a fellow named Cass
Whose gonads were made out of brass
In very dry weather
They'd both clang together
And sparks would fly out from his arse.
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 08:36 AM   #13
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There was a young lady from Nod
Who wanted a baby from God.
It wasn't the Almighty
Who crept up her nightie,
'Twas the vicar, the dirty old sod.
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 08:40 AM   #14
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There was an old man called Denzil
Whose member was sharp as a pencil.
It went through an actress,
Three sheets and a mattress
And shattered a bedroom utensil.
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 08:49 AM   #15
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An unfortunate lass from Kew
Filled up her fanny with glue.
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out again too".
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 08:51 AM   #16
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There was an old woman called Ransom
Who was pleasured nine times in a hansom.
When she called out for more,
The man on the floor
Said "My name's Simpson, not Samson".
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 08:54 AM   #17
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A clever commercial female
Had prices tattooed to her tail.
And below her behind
For the sake of the blind
A duplicate version in braille.
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Old February 23rd, 2010, 09:59 AM   #18
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There was a Prez named Obama
who couldn't be dumber
to wish for health care
while foes yell "Don't you dare!
We would rather be sick Plumbers!"
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The jolly old Bishop of Birmingham
once rogered three maids while confirming 'em.
As they knelt seeking God
he excited his rod
and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
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A literal man from Darjeeling
once boarded a slow bus to Ealing.
It said by the door
"Don't Spit On The Floor"
so he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
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