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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:16 AM   #1
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Arrow Official JTRForums Keyring/Bottle Opener

Just the thing to take to that RipCon, where you never know if you will meet a recalcitrant beverage bottle, or down the pub!

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve - wear it in your pocket instead with one of these snappy licensed-merchandise keyring tools. Show everyone where YOU hang out every time you open a cold one.

Blood-red (naturally!) anodized aluminium, with the JTRForums logo engraved thereon in pure white, these lightweight combo tools make the perfect gift for a Ripperologist or other hard-to-buy-for folk. Besides, they're cheap, and that's what really matters.

1 - $5
3 - $10
7 - $20

Your purchase will help support the site and make possible a bigger and better JTRForums (and help keep the advertising at bay). Besides, Howard has self-esteem issues and will really appreciate your purchase.

To order, please contact Howard Brown by email or PM. We will soon provide a PayPal link with which these transactions may be conveniently completed.

Act today! Quantities are limited!

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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:22 AM   #2
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Thats right Tim !

Imagine being stuck at a party where the host has nothing but Canadian beer ! Great people and a great nation, but dammit, they don't have twist tops up there !!

The Mexican beer I drink is that way too...it comes in bottles without twist top. Imagine the shudders I get when I open beer bottles on my friend's formica countertops and the edges of their desks !! Now, of course, with the official and oh, so utilitarian JTRForums.Com bottle opener, I can skip the fistfights that occurred before !

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Your order will be expedited as soon as possible. Probably around the same speed in which we are all solving the Whitechapel Murder Case....but I'll do my best.

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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:26 AM   #3
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Please send your money to

Howard Brown Enterprises.

PS I can't see the image...


!@#$%^& - I did it again. But it's fixed now.
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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:32 AM   #4
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Hey guys,

Any way of making the payments other than through PayPal? I don't have a PayPal account, don't have a credit card, and I like being difficult....

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Old January 12th, 2008, 08:43 AM   #5
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PayPal will be set up for the convenience of the membership. One may always contact Howard and wave cash, check, or money order in front of him to do the deal. Just be sure to tell him what it is you want first; once he sees cash he kind of quits paying attention.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 09:25 AM   #6
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Aside from the occasional bottle of wine, I don't drink beer that often.

I'm holding out for the official limited edition, numbered, and monogramed JTR Forum's violin keychain!!!
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Old January 13th, 2008, 11:11 AM   #7
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I usually just use my teeth, Tim. Plus, as it is, I already have a ton of things hanging from my car keys that require prior removal every time I need to enter the court house/local detention center, which always involves a lot of fiddling about.. But it is a cute looking little thing. Besides, perhaps Dan would like one.
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Old January 22nd, 2008, 07:55 PM   #8
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Lyn:

There's no need to use your choppers on a cold one anymore...uh uh.

Here's our attractive runway model himself displaying one of these little babies.
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Old January 23rd, 2008, 06:25 AM   #9
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To order one of our exclusive JTRForums.Com keyrings, please follow these simple destructions:

For one keyring: $ 5
For three--------$ 10
For seven-------$ 20

Shipping is free within the USA....Please add $ 1.00 to each shipment for those outside the United States.

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Joe Chetcuti heard the clarion call and has made the first order just this morning. Thanks Joe !!

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 09:24 AM   #10
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Why would someone need 7 keyrings unless they work at Fort Knox?
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